after watching anaconda
I think it’s harder to be nice and accepting of yourself than it is to be to others.
Remember when Dexter ate a giant burrito and thought he was going to die but it turned out he just had to fart.
haven’t we all been there
We all have bean there
i never knew friendzoning boys was as easy as saying thanks im gonna use my manners more
further evidence that straight boys think compliments are magic words that are supposed to make women immediately strip naked
What’s the appropriate, non-friendzoning response?
"You look pretty today."
"Okay, fine, I’ll suck your dick."
when will straight boys stop